Elle a saisi la justice belge pour s'opposer à la renaissance "illégale" du personnage, 25 ans après la mort d'André Franquin.

I'm compromising by picking a weird hill to lie on.

Unfortunately, the breeding population of Mars was entirely sysadmins, resulting in dangerous founder effects. On the plus side, their revolution against Earth will be entirely passive-aggressive.

I laugh at the software as if I'm 100% confident that it's 2019.

If you'd just agree to hold your meetings in here, you'd have PLENTY of time to figure things out before the deadline.

I'm inside your head and I hate it. Please let me out.

Ok, how many coins for a cinnamon roll?

40 digits: You are optimistic about our understanding of the nature of distance itself.

The Norwegian adaptation of The Sword in the Stone takes things in a weird direction.

Help, I set my white balance wrong and suddenly everyone is screaming at each other about whether they've been to Colorado.

To avoid errors like this, we render all text and pipe it through OCR before processing, fixing a handful of irregular bugs by burying them beneath a smooth, uniform layer of bugs.

Don't worry--you're less likely to die from a space launch than from a shark attack. The survival rate is pretty high for both!

How about posts that are public, but every time a company accesses a bunch of them, the API makes their CEO's account click 'like' on one of them at random so you get a notification.

Our retina display features hundreds of pixels per inch in the central fovea region.

Support your local paper, unless it's just been bought by some sinister hedge fund or something, which it probably has.